“Completely regular option to rely,” quipped The Late Present host.
“It jogs my memory of that basic joke: Why was 10 afraid of seven? As a result of 4, seven, six, 5.”
Colbert then turned his consideration to Trump’s remarks at a Georgia rally on Tuesday and famous that the GOP nominee made a “unusual confession” to his supporters.
“I discover it very exhausting to sleep, I acquired so many concepts. I’m thinkin’ on a regular basis,” Trump informed the gang.
Colbert broke out his impression of the previous president.
“I don’t sleep, I’m at all times, I’m at all times, it’s true — I’m at all times thinkin’ at evening on ideas like — the ravens, why do they shriek exterior my window,” he stated.
He continued, “Do they snicker at me? Can they see my blackened soul? All of the, all of the creatures of the evening disturb my slumber. The cats, the rats, the bats and worst of all of the horrible owl. Once I informed him, ‘Be gone, for I’m Donald Trump,’ he turned to me with that baleful eye and he stated, ‘Oooh,’ and I screamed.”
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