24 Completely Wild Celeb Tales

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The Beatles, as you may think, had been additionally fairly debaucherous, and it was apparently widespread for the Beatles to stroll in on one another having intercourse. Paul McCartney mentioned, “That was the intimacy we had … I might walked in on John and seen somewhat backside coming up and down with a woman beneath him. It was completely regular: You’d go, ‘Oh … sorry,’ and again out the room.” The truth is, George Harrison misplaced his virginity whereas the opposite Beatles watched. Harrison, McCartney, John Lennon, and Pete Finest (who was once the group’s drummer) had been all sharing a room whereas in Germany to carry out, they usually had bunk beds. “They could not actually see something as a result of I used to be beneath the covers, however after I might completed, all of them applauded and cheered. Not less than they saved quiet whereas I used to be doing it,” Harrison remembered.

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Oh, and there is that point Paul McCartney informed GQ about him, John Lennon, and a few buddies all masturbating collectively at Lennon’s home. “As a substitute of simply getting roaring drunk and partying—I do not even know if we had been staying over or something—we had been all simply in these chairs, and the lights had been out, and someone began masturbating, so all of us did.” In the meantime, they’d name out names of feminine intercourse symbols. “We had been simply, ‘Brigitte Bardot!’ ‘Whoo!’ After which everybody would thrash a bit extra,” McCartney remembered. However then…”I believe it was John form of mentioned, ‘Winston Churchill!'” McCartney then demonstrated to the interviewer the horrified response to this suggestion.

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Talking of John Lennon, he as soon as claimed he noticed a UFO. He mentioned he was mendacity bare in mattress, neither excessive nor drunk, and appeared out the window. “There, as I turned my head, hovering over the subsequent constructing, not more than 100 toes away, was this factor with bizarre electrical gentle bulbs flashing on and off ‘spherical the underside, one non-blinking purple gentle on high,” he recalled. “It was flying (very sluggish, about 30 m.p.h.) under — I repeat, under — most rooftops. … I by no means took my eyes off it, however I did scream to a good friend who was in one other room, ‘Come and take a look at this.'”

“My good friend got here operating and bore witness with me. No person else was round.” Lennon mentioned they tried to take pictures, however the movie got here out clean, and the person they requested to develop it mentioned: “It appeared prefer it had been by means of the radar at customs.” Lennon says the purported UFO “stayed round for a bit, then sailed off” and that the subsequent day, they referred to as round to papers and the police and heard two others had seen the identical factor.

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Guillermo del Toro additionally says he as soon as noticed a UFO. “It was horribly designed. I used to be with a good friend. We purchased a six-pack. We did not devour it, and there was a spot referred to as Cerro del Cuatro, ‘Mountain of the 4,’ on the periphery of Guadalajara. We mentioned, ‘Let’s go to the freeway.’ We sit down to look at the celebs and have the beer and discuss. We had been the one guys by the freeway. And we noticed a light-weight on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I mentioned, ‘Honk and flash the lights.’ And we began honking.”

Del Toro says the UFO then “went from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in lower than a second — and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clichéd, with lights [blinking]. It is so unhappy: I want I may reveal they are not what you suppose they’re. They’re what you suppose they’re. And the concern we felt was so primal. I’ve by no means been that scared in my life. We jumped within the automobile, drove actually quick. It was following us, after which I appeared again, and it was gone.”

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Patrice O’Neal has repeatedly informed the story of how he found he had diabetes, and it is…nicely, you will not quickly overlook it. In his Elephant within the Room particular, he described it thus: “When we’ve got intercourse, we’re actually, uh… Actually soiled, man. We’re actually soiled. We pee on one another and the entire…,” he defined, referring to his accomplice Vondecarlo Forehead. “We’re having intercourse, after which, uh, afterward, she’s like, ‘You already know, that was good, however I believe we gotta go to the hospital and get you checked out.’ I mentioned, ‘Why?’ She mentioned, ”Trigger your pee tastes like birthday cake.'”

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Sandra Bullock satisfied a few of her fellow solid members on Ocean’s 8 (together with Cate Blanchett) to partake in certainly one of her favourite facials, which she calls the “penis facial.” She informed the story to Ellen in 2018, to the viewers’s laughter. “It isn’t like I am mendacity there with little items throughout my face,” she defined. “I believe once you see how good it’s to your face, you too will run to your native facialist and say, ‘Give me the penis.'”

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Katy Perry as soon as informed a fan a fairly weird story about her first time on the Grammys. “One of many first instances I went to the Grammys, I bought to share a dressing room with Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift,” she recalled. “I requested them for a lock of their hair from every certainly one of them, which is completely creepy however superior. I put little bows on them individually and put them in my purse. And that was my little secret, and I am a freak!”

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However some of the weird entries on this listing has to do with actor, mannequin, and romance cowl star Fabio…and a goose. Again in 1999, Fabio was serving to promote a brand new curler coaster at Busch Gardens. By the point the experience was completed, his face was coated in blood — and based on Fabio, it was goose blood.

“So the curler coaster goes down at 80 miles an hour…over a pond and again up, after which the other way up,” Fabio described. “So what occurred is, over the pond, there was a bunch of geese there. I am speaking about a whole lot. And one bought sucked in. I noticed this very up shut. The geese hit the video digicam.” Fabio mentioned the video digicam shattered and metallic lower the bridge of his nostril. When the curler coaster turned the other way up, the blood bought throughout his face, which was evident when the experience was over. Folks thought it was a hoax on the time, as the subsequent day, when headlines got here out, was April Idiot’s Day. One of many strangest elements? The footage from the digicam was by no means discovered. “My supervisor at the moment, he mentioned, ‘Oh, let’s have a look at the video footage.’ Effectively, the digicam is rarely to be discovered. The tape disappeared.”

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In 2017, David Lynch informed an much more wild story about his Woody Woodpecker collectible figurines. Apparently, in 1981, Lynch noticed 5 Woody Woodpecker toys hanging up at a gasoline station and “rescued” them. “I screech on the brakes, I do a U-turn, return, and I purchase them, and I save their lives,” he recounted. “I named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob, and Dan, they usually had been my boys, they usually had been in my workplace. They had been my pricey buddies for some time, however sure traits began popping out, they usually grew to become not so good.” The interviewer famous that Lynch then appeared “straight forward” and mentioned “with a grim finality,” “They aren’t in my life anymore.” To which I say…WTF???

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RuPaul as soon as informed a narrative about watching a person drown — to us at BuzzFeed, no much less. “I bear in mind as soon as I had this place that missed the Hudson River, and I noticed this man on a sailboat, and it had capsized, and I went to the telephone considering, I’ve bought to name somebody. However then I believed, What’s the very best factor I can do? You already know what? I am gonna pray for this individual. I am gonna ship them loving power.” Because the BuzzFeed piece factors out, RuPaul doesn’t say whether or not the person survived.

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Bryan Cranston has overtly admitted that he had a imaginative and prescient of killing his ex-girlfriend. He met the lady quickly after divorcing his first spouse, and the 2 had a “sizzling and heavy romance” earlier than Cranston broke it off, as she apparently had a drug drawback. Whereas engaged on the cleaning soap opera Loving, he accepted an invite to eat dinner with the lady as buddies. Nevertheless, Cranston rapidly realized she thought — or had determined — the 2 had been nonetheless in a relationship. She later confirmed up on the Loving set to confront him over “strolling out” on her. Cranston mentioned the connection “devolved from there” till he had a “imaginative and prescient of killing her.” He recalled, “I went to a special place. They used to name it seeing purple. And all you see is emotion, and rage, and concern, and nervousness.”

“The second that I snapped out of this, she was, in my thoughts…I had already killed her. And I used to be so afraid of myself. At that second that I went, ‘Oh my God, what is occurring to me?'” Cranston continued. “I am so frightened by this girl, this petite girl, 5 foot two. I imply, simply, I simply did not know what to do.”

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Marlon Brando as soon as confronted Michael Jackson about his youngster intercourse abuse allegations at his ranch, Neverland. “I had requested him if he was a virgin, and he form of laughed and giggled. He mentioned, ‘Oh, Brando.’ I mentioned, ‘Effectively, what do you do for intercourse?’ And he was appearing fussy and embarrassed.”

Brando reportedly informed prosecutors throughout Jackson’s 1994 abuse trial, “He mentioned he hated his father and began to cry. And I mentioned, ‘Effectively, who’re your folks?’ He mentioned, ‘I do not know anyone my very own age. I do not like anyone my very own age.’ I mentioned, ‘Why not?’ He mentioned, ‘I do not know, I do not know.’ He was crying onerous sufficient that…I attempted to assuage him. I attempted to assist him all I may.”

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In accordance with director Brett Ratner, nevertheless, Michael did have grownup buddies — particularly, him. Ratner as soon as informed Jimmy Kimmel a really unusual story about Jackson in an try to show what a humorous, sensible joker he was. Within the story, Ratner recollects Jackson waking him as much as go to 7-Eleven to refill water balloons within the sink. In accordance with Ratner, they then threw the balloons at a person experiencing homelessness. Jackson was additionally inexplicably in a Hulk masks.

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Azalea Banks’ story about being “trapped” at Elon Musk and Grimes’s home lives rent-free in my thoughts. After Grimes apparently invited Banks to her and Elon’s home to work on music, Banks says she was left alone of their home “for days.” She wrote on Instagram, “I waited round all weekend whereas grimes coddled her boyfriend for being too silly to know to not go on twitter on acid,” she mentioned, claiming “it was most likely some bizarre threesome intercourse shit to start with.”

Banks’ “too silly to know to not go on twitter on acid” declare seems to seek advice from Musk’s posting about taking Tesla personal at “$420 a share,” a tweet that led to the Securities and Trade Fee investigating Musk. Musk denied ever assembly Banks (He later admitted to having caught a glimpse of her at his home, saying he hadn’t realized who it was), and his reps referred to as the declare that he was on acid “full nonsense.” Banks later apologized for her declare, however not earlier than this all led to an enormous feud with Grimes, and Banks memorably referred to Elon as “apartheid Clyde.”

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Nicolas Cage has more odd tales than anybody on this listing, however we’ll solely embody a number of in order that he does not take up the whole article. In a single story, he was stalked by a mime. “By some means, this mime would seem on the set of Bringing Out the Useless and begin doing unusual issues,” Cage remembered. “I do not know the way it bought previous safety. Lastly, the producers took some motion, and I have never seen the mime since. However it was undoubtedly unsettling.”

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In one other wild Cage story, he as soon as handled a house invasion from a fan who would regularly break in to put on his garments whereas he was busy on set. One night time, although, Cage recollects, “I used to be asleep at 2 within the morning, and my younger son on the time was within the different room, and I awakened, and there was a unadorned man who had gotten my leather-based jacket, consuming a fudgesicle in entrance of my mattress. I awakened, and I used Verbal Judo, and I simply mentioned, ‘Get out of my home.'”

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Kesha as soon as claimed she had intercourse with a ghost, telling Conan O’Brien, “to the bone zone with a ghost.” She later walked this again. “I had one thing wake me up whereas I used to be in mattress with my boyfriend on the time, and it was a contact down the physique,” she recalled. “I awakened and appeared on the finish of the mattress, and there was an apparition of a lady. … I by no means really slept with a ghost. However she did wake me up in a really sensual approach.”

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Johnny Depp’s Rolling Stone profile is a wild experience from begin to end, however we’ll simply point out one story right here. In it, Depp describes how he as soon as partied at an inexpensive resort. After he got here house, his roommates began getting actually itchy.” Quickly, they found the mites. “They appear to be crab-crabs, like from the ocean,” Depp recalled. “I gave everybody scabies. You know the way onerous it’s to inform your roommates that? ‘Uh, I bought scabies from a resort room, I swear. Sorry, dude.'” Nevertheless, he factors out, “My roommate could not say a lot. He was a financial institution robber.” WHAT? Depp continued, “He was the ponytail bandit. He was 11 and 1, however that one will get you. He solely robbed banks in Beverly Hills.”

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Talking of Depp, he nearly died in a fiery explosion whereas staying with Hunter S. Thompson in preparation to movie an adaption of Thompson’s Concern and Loathing in Las Vegas. Whereas smoking and finding out a few of Hunter’s notes within the small room within the basement the place he slept, Depp mentioned he put his cigarette on an ashtray on the nightstand. “For some cause, I started to look at the nightstand, a barrel of sorts-wooden slats, metal bands, the entire bit,” Depp defined. “As I scrutinized it a bit extra, a wave of concern hit me, the likes of which I might by no means skilled. My nightstand was a keg of gunpowder.”

Depp says he ran upstairs “as quick as a cheetah” to search out Thompson, bringing him again downstairs and displaying him the barrel. When Thompson noticed it, he mentioned, “Oh, God, that is the place it’s! I’ve at all times puzzled what occurred to it.” He then knowledgeable Depp it was full and that Depp may’ve blown up the entire home together with his cigarette.

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Maybe this one is unsurprising, however I really feel like there weren’t sufficient headlines about Ezra Miller’s disturbing story about their first-grade e-book report. They selected the Stephen King horror novel Cujo after which did a particular venture on it: “I purchased an enormous stuffed animal canine, and I coated it in blood. I made a tape recording, and I connected the play button of the tape recorder to the canine’s paw,” Miller described. “The thought was that you simply’d push the paw and also you’d hear, out of the voice of this bloody stuffed canine, my dramatic studying of Cujo.” Afterward, “the instructor very politely mentioned, ‘Ezra, we’ll put this within the closet till the top of the day, after which you are going to should take it house.”

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And eventually, we’ll finish with this story about Robert Pattinson making an attempt to create a conveyable pasta dish referred to as Piccolini Cuscino — although that is extra a narrative from the interviewer than from Pattinson himself. On this iconic interview with GQ, Pattinson recollects developing with an concept to offer pasta “the identical type of quick meals credentials as burgers and pizzas” and answering the query, “How do you make pasta you could maintain in your hand?” He apparently created a prototype with a panini press and met with Sugarfish cofounder Lele Massimini to point out him and inform him of his marketing strategy. “His facial features did not even change afterward. Not to mention acknowledge what my plan was. There was completely no signal of something from him, actually. And so it type of put me off somewhat bit.”

He then tries to make it for the interviewer as a result of “perhaps if I say it in GQ, perhaps, like, a accomplice will simply come alongside.” He then exhibits the interviewer an outdated field of cornflakes, an enormous novelty lighter, 9 packs of presliced cheese, and sauce. He places on latex gloves and bends tinfoil right into a form of sphere through which he dumps sugar, crumbled-up cornflakes, sauce, and the presliced cheese. He tries to cook dinner pasta within the microwave, then takes it out and says, “No concept if it’s cooked or not,” however places it within the foil anyway.

“I imply, there’s completely no likelihood that is gonna work. Completely none,” he tells the interviewer, then tops his creation with half a bun, which he burns a “PC” into with the novelty lighter, by accident burning his hand within the course of. He then wraps it up with extra foil, squeezes it a number of instances, and places it in what appears to be a microwave, however he claims is an oven, for 10 minutes. In accordance with the interviewer, whereas within the oven/microwave, “a lightning bolt erupts,” and “Pattinson geese like somebody exterior has opened fireplace,” then crouches and giggles “because the oven throws off stray sparkles of sunshine and sound.” The oven/microwave goes darkish, and he stares at it, saying, “Yeah, I believe I’ve to depart that alone. However that may be a Piccolini Cuscino.”